My name is Barry, and this is my website. This site demonstrates that I am a capable individual with significant skills. I am tired of all the hate mail that I keep getting. If you have something supportive to say, head over to my contact page. I could use a hug and a smile. My mom says that I am a good boy. She also told me that if you let people know your weaknesses, they will be kind.

Some people say that I am obsessed with James Locke. I am NOT. My purpose in life is to warn people about him. Personally, he hardly ever enters my mind. I know there are good people out there looking for a detective. I want to ensure they don't use James Locke.

People can make up their own minds. I am impartial to a fault. I continually give that evil man every chance to change. I am sure that others don't have the time to deal with losers and fools. I don't want to judge anyone, but I advise you to steer clear of everyone around the Locke detective agency.

Sometimes you have a bit of extra frustration that needs to be worked out. Feel free to take out some aggravation on this stupid, ugly, simple, pigheaded, should have been ME-TOOED, womanizing, lowdown, trash man, clown below.